Вредные советы для израильтян (а-ля Остер) Алексея Железнова

a-jeleznovАвтор – замечательный израильский блогер, поэт и фотограф, репатриант из Украины Алексей Железнов

Если в вас летят ракеты
Хизбаллы или Хамаса,
И вокруг звучат сирены,
Объявляя вам о том.
Не спешите вы в подвалы,
И ракеты не сбивайте,
Потому что так нечестно –
Будет трудно им попасть.
2.
Если начали войнушку
Угрожайте террористам,
Грозно брови вы нахмурьте,
И стучите кулаком.
Это очень сильный метод
Помогает лучше бомбы,
Вас ООН тогда одобрит,
И похвалит Красный Крест

3.
На войне всегда старайтесь
Начинать переговоры,
Пусть противник понимает –
Вам противно воевать.
Уступайте, соглашайтесь –
Это вам всегда зачтется,
И тогда вас мир полюбит
Скажет: Изя, молодец.

4.
На обстрел не отвечайте:
Вдруг там будет школа УНРА?
Где ракетами стреляют
Школы той ученики.
Это просто фейерверки,
Детям летом было скучно,
Вы ж не варвары, евреи,
Дайте залп по пустырю.

5.
Надо снять блокаду с Газы,
И открыть для всех границы,
Чтоб Хамас ввезти мог танки
Пушки, мины и т.д.
Ведь у вас же есть все это?
Палестинцы разве хуже?
Прекратите сионистский
Злобный ваш апартеид.

6.
Если вдруг вокруг вас люди
Превратились в злобных зомби
И стремятся все отведать
Ваши свежие мозги,
Объясните им неспешно:
Лучше взять бигмак с картошкой,
Или даже стать веганом –
Для здоровья хорошо.

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